Christmas Greetings
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman would wear the same outfit year after year.
Dear Santa, I was framed.
is starting to think that Santa just isn’t that into me.
the only Christmas spirit you’ll see from me this year is a bottle of rum under your tree.
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
is going to stuff your stocking good.
kicked an elf today.
How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman would wear the same outfit year after year.
Dear Santa, I was framed.
is starting to think that Santa just isn’t that into me.
the only Christmas spirit you’ll see from me this year is a bottle of rum under your tree.
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
is going to stuff your stocking good.
kicked an elf today.
